The 'Red Meat Avenger'
Soon after I moved to Arizona I went to Reno for the 'Reno Air Races'.  Josh Goldgerg met my brother and I for the week.  As you can barely see, my brother Ryan has a huge black eye.  Its a great story.
The three of us were out drinking and horin' it up and all.  It's late and we get hungry.  One of us flags down a cab to go grab a bite.  We're sitting in the drive through at Jack-In-The-Box and there is this guy at the drive-up window with no car.  He's just standing there ordering his food.  I'm in the front passenger side of the cab and decide to blow the horn like a dumb ass.  So the guy at the drive-up window turns his head and gives us the finger and what not.  And that was it, no big deal.  The guy at the drive-up window was about to leave and go be on his drunk and merry way.  Then my brother, in his drunkin stooper, decides to step out of the car and say something to this guy.  Well this guy, seeing that some one is getting out of our cab, starts walking over to us.  Like the quick minded person I am, I roll up my window and decide that if my brother got out of the car I will let this guy put Ryan back into the car.  Well Goldberg had other ideas.  Thankfully, Goldberg gets out of the car and grabs my brother just after this guy lands a punch that Mike Tyson would have raised an eye brow to.  I gave the cab driver a twenty dollar tip because he was freaking out.
So for the rest of the week, we called my brother the 'Red Meat Avenger'.  We figured he was set onto this earth to not let drunk people go about there way in getting something to eat, like a burger, late at night on the weekends.

Winnin' Big
Notice the display on the slot machine.  Don't be fooled.  The only way to win on that stupid machine was to dump a dollar in it and win on the very top row.  We didn't know that at the time and when Goldberg lined them all up we both stopped for a moment and waited for the lights and siren to come on but nothing happened.  We finally figured it out and laughed.  Soon after, the lady behind Goldberg got the same thing.  We kept carrying on to her about how she just won over a million dollars!  She started to shake and call out for her husband.  We finally told her the truth and she just about started to cry.  We started to cry because we were laughing so hard.

This picture was taken at the airport as we waited for our flights.  We both dumped like $200 in those damn machines before we left.